Raccoon Court

Case #0022 - Naked Old Women aren't scary

Mel Bee Season 1 Episode 26

Case #0022 -  Defendant Jess brings up the gay undertones of the movie Shark Tale. Mel earns her herpetology and ichthyology badges on the podcast today. I had to cut out 6 extra minutes of gator talk. Judge Sarah asks the age old question, “ if you had half a baby, which half would you want?” 

Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session  on (maybe!) May 31st, 2023. 

TW: mention of Moulin Rouge, Mongo’s death from Shrek 2, murder, violence, blood, nudity, incest, sexual assault, suicide, body horror, half babies, anti-semitism, ageism, misogyny, blood libel and harmful stereotypes 

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Today’s podcast includes soundbites from Peter Pan (1956). This is not my content, and I am utilizing it under fair use for comment and criticism.

APPENDIX
- our Letterboxd accounts (Mel, Jess, Sarah)
- RACCOON COURT MERCH BABY
- Dropout (Specifically Game Changer & Dimension 20)
- Mongo Death Scene from Shrek 2
- Captain Hook Scene
- Electric Eel information
- How to tell Alligators and Crocodiles apart
- Shorsey Simp Compilation
- Crash Course Mythology episode about women in myths
- Anti-semitism in Disney Movies
- LPOTL Black Plague
- Our plugs (First Wives Club, Being Funny in a Foreign Language by the 1975, Sweeney Todd, the band Cake, The Guy Who Doesn't Like Musicals