Case #0025 - The Magnus Archives is just Spooky Gossip Girl

Case #0025 - Mel gets Trump’s IMDB credits incorrect (only Ivanka was actually seen on Gossip Girl, ugh). Judge Gardiner secret knits throughout the entire podcast. Prosecutie Jess and Judge Gardiner deliver killing blows to Mel’s ego. 

Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session ✨during that christmas creep✨ (maybe end of November).  

TW: sexual assault, murder, surveillance states, child loss, white men abusing power, general horror, Donald Trump

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Today’s podcast includes soundbites from The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013), Gossip Girl (2007), Avatar the Last Airbender (2005), and The Magnus Archives podcast. This is not my content, and I am utilizing it under fair use for comment and criticism.

APPENDIX
- the magnus archives <3
- Mel's episode of Tiny Terrors!
- Jess's Music!!!
- TMA youtube videos (1, 2)
- Gossip Girl youtube videos (Mike's Mic, Dylan is in Trouble)
- our Letterboxd accounts (Mel, Jess)
- our goodreads accounts (Mel, Jess)
- Mel's TMA character playlists (Martin, Jon)
- Jess's TMA character playlist (Martin)
- RACCOON COURT MERCH BABY (we now have unhinged bumper stickers)
- Recommendations (The Owl House, The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess)